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Game of Thrones “The Lion and the Rose”

DUN DUN DUN

Spoilers. Now I’ll try to fill up this space since twitter tacks on some of this text and I’d hate to spoil - the most bestest ending of all!

Though, a moment of silence please.

I was kind of sad at the end of this episode because lil King Crazy Murder Pants, or Joffrey was no longer with us.

Come ON! He was a sweet villain, and shall be missed. Though, he did deserve to die a horrible death …which he did.

So who is responsible this? (inside topless robot joke)

Well…

I’m guessing a combination of Margaery and her Gramma Olenna. The Odds I put on these 2 are 2-1…

…BUT everyone hated that little prick so here’s some of my other suspects.

Tyrion odds: 50-1 - he’s not stupid enough to do it since he’d be the prime suspect on account of his crazy sister AND speaking of…

Cersei odds: 30-1 - that’s Jeff’s mother! BUT she’s fucking batshit and while I’m assuming she did not kill her son, I cannot see how’d she benefit.

Tywin odds: 25-1 - you know you’re an asshole when half the suspects are your own family! Anyway, I think Tywin sees a reason to remove Joffrey, he sees how crappy this kid is BUT he’s all about family and if he didn’t kill his embarrassing dwarf son, I doubt he’d kill the young heir. 

Sansa (with special help from  Lord Varys) odds: 10-1 - because Sansa fucking hates Joffrey BUT she’s a bit too timid and a wallflower to step up and Arya the fucker! In fact, I’d put odds on Arya and she’s no where near King’s Landing. 

Prince Oberyn odds: 10-1 - same odds as Sansa just because he hates the Lannisters yet, he’s too new? I think the killer is going to be someone who’s been arund but if not, this dude has plenty of motive.

Hodor odds: 1000000-1 - Hodor! 

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My Ultimate Comic Book Wishlist

I’ll need this when shopping for back issues. Instead of having little sticky notes with wanted issues, will make it here and BAM! I can update and access easily.

**Skottie Young variants! I have two of these and they are awesome! 

ANY ISSUES OF (that I do not have):

Daredevil volume 1 *Need 318
Ghost Rider volume 1
Champions volume 1 (1975) - which is none as of now
D.P.7 (1986)

LIMITED SERIES

Sword of the Atom (1983) 1-4
Cloak and Dagger (1983) 1-4 
Wolverine & Havok: Meltdown (1988) 1-4

WANTED ISSUES

Animal Man (1988) 1, 5, 10, 14, 25, 26
Adventures of Superman (1987) 497
All-Star Squadron (1981) 1, 2
Alpha Flight (1983) 17, 30, 31, 106
Batman (1940) 426, 427, 428, 429
Battle Chasers (1998) 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Captain America (1968) 153 *first Jack Monroe, 154, 155, 156, 286, 287, 323, 333, 354, 359, 360
DC Comics Presents (1978) 26
The Defenders (1972) 96,
Foolkiller (1990) 4, 6, 8, 9, 10
Force Works (1994) 15, 18
Iron Man (1968) 118, 128, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 278, 279
Quasar (1989) 17, 35, 36, 58(?)
Madrox (2004) 2, 3, 4, 5
Man-Thing (1974) 3 *1st Foolkiller
Marvel Fanfare (1982) 7, 15, 28, 60
Marvel Super-Heroes (1967) 18
Marvel Team-Up (1972) Annual #4, 15 *1st The Orb, 22, 25, 56, 58, 66, 73, 91, 92, 123, 141, 146
Marvel Two-In-One (1974) 3, 8, 38, 80, 82
Marvels (1994) 2, 3
Mutant X (1998) 30
Nextwave: Agents of HATE 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12
ROM 1, 2, 15, 21, 23, 47,
Savage Tales (1971) 1 *1st Man-Thing
Secret War (2004) 3
Silver Surfer (1988) 1, 2 (Parable)
Superior Spider-Man 4
Superman: The Man of Steel (1991) 19
New Teen Titans (1980) 26
Tales of the Teen Titans (1984) 41, 42, 43, 44
The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) 162 *1st Jigsaw
The Flash (1959) 340, 341, 342, 343, 344, 345, 347, 348, 349, 350
The Incredible Hulk (1968) 340
The Punisher War Journal (1988) 6, 7
The Spectacular Spider-Man (1976) 60, 64, 81, 82, 101
The Super Friends (1976) 39, 43
Thor (1966) 337, 338, 363, 364, 365, 366, 445, 446
Thunderbolts (1997) 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50
Web of Spider-Man #18, 118
West Coast Avengers LS (1984) 2, 3, 4
World’s Finest Comics (1941) 271, 273, 283
Uncanny X-Men (1963) 194, 200
Ultimate Fantastic Four (2004) 21
X-Force (1991) 116, and beyond - 129


MAYBES - RANDOM/FLIP THROUGH

Crisis on Infinite Earths (1985)
Longshot (1985)
Squadron Supreme (1985)
Elektra: Assassin (1986)
Unknown Soldier (1997)
Vigilante (1983)
The Warlord (1976)
ROM Spaceknight (1979)
Justice League of America (1960)
Spider-Man (1990)
Marvel Spotlight (1971)

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Walking Dead season 4 season finale season!

Let’s start with what I liked! I mean, as a whole, the episode was good and I was happy….mostly. I’m not one to nerd rage or bitch bitch bitch and bitch. If I didn’t enjoy the show, if it wasn’t a good show, I wouldn’t watch it.

With that disclaimer, there were parts of last night’s finale that I liked and some that I just didn’t care for. 

BUT like I said, I’ll start with what I liked - and BOOM, fucking up the Hunters. I thought Joe was quick to silence Daryl, I thought they could become Bro-hams very easily but not the case as he lied! AND that just shows you how piss poor Joe’s set of rules were. Hell, Daryl should have claimed Rick! 

The entire Hunter take down scene was pretty good - well that one fat asshole sitting on Carl could have done a bit more then stall for time and grind on a child, he deserved those MANY stabbings.

Ok, so that was good. Bad? Actually the flashbacks were the worst part. Ok, we know Rick gave up his guns for a hoe (hehe) and became Farmer Rick. We watched this happen! We seen it and it didn’t work in this violent scary world, well it could work but Rick is a shit storm magnet. 

So Terminus. So many people were like..oh they’re gonna be cannibals, the most evilest bunch of monsters! They may be cannibals, they didn’t give us any proof either way BUT they just seemed like total dicks. We’ve had a town full of dicks with a better dick leader so there best be something to this Terminus. 

I know the ending was all big balled Rick saying, you in trouble now town! BUT he’s still unarmed and has to defend Carl, it’s not like he’s going to take the whole town down that easily. 

The whole storyline of - these are hardened bad ass mothers - was proven with the take down of the Hunters. Terminus could have been something else, and I hope it is. 

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Walking Dead season 4 Finale Wacky Theory

…and a lil bit about the penultimate episode from last night! That was a long fucking title so I’ll jump right in.

Last night’s episode title ‘Us’ focused on Daryl and the Rednecks (though none as sexy) and the reunion of Glenn and Maggie.

First up - Dary, no Joe the lead redneck. He has a set of rules, which, when you think about it are kind of stupid. I see a huge bag of food - claimed! Now fuck off and starve. That kind of thing might work with a lil gang of hicks, not going to work in a town, these guys don’t seem like town making types.

The gang had some pretty cliche moment - I’m looking at you Beard-y jerk! How the hell did this guy survive this long? Did this group start out as a whole and added no one since Daryl? 

Not much happened besides some weird philosophy lesson BUT we do learn (we knew this too) that Joe has a beef with Rick (who doesn’t?) so that will setup a possible conflict unless the witness dies - which is often the case.

Glenn literally RAN at Maggie, which is cool. I saw Bub from Day of the Dead. Oh and Abraham and his crew (cut) follows along because …why not? 

BUB!! 

They did reach Terminus and here’s my theory on that town…

5% it’s Negan BUT I made it so low because it’s not a good time for him to enter the show.

10% says it’s a happy place with no troubles or worries…

10% says that it’s a generic bad guy place…but that would be bland

75% says the town is a haven for cannibals. This would be logical and follow a specific comic book flow. 

I don’t think Joe and the Hunters have anything to do with Terminus UNLESS it’s option 3, a generic bad guy place. In that case it would be a little less generic. I don’t think Joe’s gang would be connected to a cannibal town - they did not eat Beard guy. 

So who lives and who dies?

I won’t do the 100% thing-y BUT I will list, in order of who will die from most likely, to less likely.

Drunk-ass Bob 

Tara

Sasha

Beth

Rosita

Carol

Tyreese

Abraham

Daryl

Michonne

Carl

Rick

Judith

NO ONE (no one important)

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South Park and the Stick of Truth - MY Ideas for a sequel

Change the fantasy setting to the superhero setting

So these guys become your new party members! MINT BERRY CRUNCH!

Also, you should be able to leave South Park and head to different parts of the world (besides Canada of course)

One of those worlds - 

Cthulhu’s dimension

and the boss fight vs Cthulhu!

Other things they could add!

Kip Drordy! And since Facebook is part of the game (another level)

Facebook (slash Tron)

Bring in New Jersey (MUFF CABBAGE)

Now Butters would totally be an enemy! 

Fight these assholes!

and this guy!

and why the hell not…Cartman as Akira as Trapper Keeper

Just some things they could go with for a sequel to the Stick of Truth

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bigronfilmreviews:

Pain & Gain (2013)
The true story of opportunistic roid-head bodybuilders in 90s Miami and their master plan to get what they feel life owes them.
A very weird story told in a weird way. I’m really not sure what it was going for. At times it feels like a dark comedy but at the heart of it you have nasty, vain, greedy people that are running around stealing and murdering. 
Of course it has that leery Michael Bay T&A thing going on interspersed with the odd ‘shazam’ edit and part narrated flashback mixed with linear narrative.
Some of the scenes are unbelievable, the amateurish nature of the kidnapping, the disposal of the bodies, the hospital scene are just ridiculous.
These guys are bungling goons with impressive physiques, I don’t think I can criticise the performances of the main three, but I can certainly criticise them for opting to be in it. The Rock in particular is a lot of fun as a conflicted coke-head religious nut running around blagging armoured trucks and with nine toes.
Hell, I don’t know, all in all, I really did not enjoy this.
"What does life serve you? A shame sandwich with a side order of shit!"
"I used to call my Vag Michelle".
“Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!”
“Don’t eyeball me! I’ve seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I’ll be your stepfather in about a week!”
“Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the fuck out!”
#BigRonFilmReviews

:) this is the very definition of personal preference. A comment which I enjoyed btw. It was the parts of this review that I agreed with in the opposite -  the ridiculous scenes were over the top and just that, ridiculous, but for me, in a good way. 
and yes, the Rock’s character was awesome, #1 turkey of 2013, for which I noticed Movie 43 was behind?? I question that :P

bigronfilmreviews:

Pain & Gain (2013)

The true story of opportunistic roid-head bodybuilders in 90s Miami and their master plan to get what they feel life owes them.

A very weird story told in a weird way. I’m really not sure what it was going for. At times it feels like a dark comedy but at the heart of it you have nasty, vain, greedy people that are running around stealing and murdering. 

Of course it has that leery Michael Bay T&A thing going on interspersed with the odd ‘shazam’ edit and part narrated flashback mixed with linear narrative.

Some of the scenes are unbelievable, the amateurish nature of the kidnapping, the disposal of the bodies, the hospital scene are just ridiculous.

These guys are bungling goons with impressive physiques, I don’t think I can criticise the performances of the main three, but I can certainly criticise them for opting to be in it. The Rock in particular is a lot of fun as a conflicted coke-head religious nut running around blagging armoured trucks and with nine toes.

Hell, I don’t know, all in all, I really did not enjoy this.

"What does life serve you? A shame sandwich with a side order of shit!"

"I used to call my Vag Michelle".

“Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!”

“Don’t eyeball me! I’ve seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I’ll be your stepfather in about a week!”

“Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the fuck out!”

#BigRonFilmReviews

:) this is the very definition of personal preference. A comment which I enjoyed btw. It was the parts of this review that I agreed with in the opposite -  the ridiculous scenes were over the top and just that, ridiculous, but for me, in a good way. 

and yes, the Rock’s character was awesome, #1 turkey of 2013, for which I noticed Movie 43 was behind?? I question that :P

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Movies movies movies

Recently watched 4 newer movies that made it’s way to (Canadian) Netflix

Tower Heist (2011)

I liked it, don’t be a jerk. I know Eddie Murphy died in 1994 (RIP) but this was a fun watch. 

You’re Next (2011)

The home invasion genre is booooooooooooooooooring. This home invasion movie is really good. Don’t be a jerk, try it out!

VHS 2 (2013)

I didn’t see VHS 1 but I don’t think it really matters. This smattering of horrible themed 1st person short stories..and breath…is ok. I’m not a huge fan of ‘found footage’ since the concepts are usually poorly done, or questionable at best. These footages are good enough to keep the theme, some of the stories being better then others.

Pain & Gain (2013)

I enjoyed this movie very much so! There’s something about it that makes it very watchable. I like movies about assholes, getting what comes to them and this movie delivers. The Rock’s performance alone makes this a must watch. 

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