DUN DUN DUN
Spoilers. Now I’ll try to fill up this space since twitter tacks on some of this text and I’d hate to spoil - the most bestest ending of all!
Though, a moment of silence please.
I was kind of sad at the end of this episode because lil King Crazy Murder Pants, or Joffrey was no longer with us.
Come ON! He was a sweet villain, and shall be missed. Though, he did deserve to die a horrible death …which he did.
So who is responsible this? (inside topless robot joke)
I’m guessing a combination of Margaery and her Gramma Olenna. The Odds I put on these 2 are 2-1…
…BUT everyone hated that little prick so here’s some of my other suspects.
Tyrion odds: 50-1 - he’s not stupid enough to do it since he’d be the prime suspect on account of his crazy sister AND speaking of…
Cersei odds: 30-1 - that’s Jeff’s mother! BUT she’s fucking batshit and while I’m assuming she did not kill her son, I cannot see how’d she benefit.
Tywin odds: 25-1 - you know you’re an asshole when half the suspects are your own family! Anyway, I think Tywin sees a reason to remove Joffrey, he sees how crappy this kid is BUT he’s all about family and if he didn’t kill his embarrassing dwarf son, I doubt he’d kill the young heir.
Sansa (with special help from Lord Varys) odds: 10-1 - because Sansa fucking hates Joffrey BUT she’s a bit too timid and a wallflower to step up and Arya the fucker! In fact, I’d put odds on Arya and she’s no where near King’s Landing.
Prince Oberyn odds: 10-1 - same odds as Sansa just because he hates the Lannisters yet, he’s too new? I think the killer is going to be someone who’s been arund but if not, this dude has plenty of motive.
Hodor odds: 1000000-1 - Hodor!